Saturday, January 10, 2009

“Wow! That's a great idea!”

This came from an uncle:

A man and a woman who had never met before – and who were both married to other people – found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm freezing."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.”

“Wow! That's a great idea!” he exclaimed.

“Good, she replied.” Get your own f@#&ing blanket.”

After a moment of silence, he farted.

1 comment:

Sisyphus Jones said...


"Then she stole the blanket he already had. Later, she kneed him in the crotch as she got up to use the toilet."